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"And the Lord looked down from heaven on the sons
of men to see if there are any who understand,
any who seek after God." Ps 53:2
"And the Lord looked down from heaven
on the sons of men to see if there are any who understand,
any who seek after God." Psalms 53:2
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A woman walks into the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas
cards.
"What denomination?" asks the clerk.
"Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman.
"Well, give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic and one Methodist."
"What denomination?" asks the clerk.
"Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman.
"Well, give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic and one Methodist."
A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house.
One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it.
The Rabbi asked, ''What are you doing?'' The Priest responded, ''I'm blessing the car.''
So the Rabbi says ''Okay, since we're doing that....''
...he takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.
"God," said Adam, "Why did you make Eve so beautiful?" "So you would love her."
"But why did you make her so dumb?" "So she would love you."
